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internetkilledmylife:

realizing how alone you are is actually one of the worst feelings ever

sexualfavours:

i cannot believe this happened on UK tv

aaawwyeeaahhginganinja:

gnomebooty:

he just travels around on his beach ball makin people happy

*horse Voice* Jaaaames Baaxteerrrr

kushdrinker:

xxx

k1mkardashian:

is that lana del rey?

sorryforpartybarackin:

“hey would you take my picture??”

“sure”

*hands you selfie and walks away*

akane-tamru:

Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

iwishihadafather:

thepizzafairy:

iwishihadafather:

isnt it crazy how nothing rhymes with the word rhyme

Time, thyme, chime, climb, lime,

id appreciate it if you would keep your opinions to yourself thanks